Vine - Sadia Arabia
Ooooooh the double standard…
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
STAND WITH SURVIVORS AT COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY
This is amazing. I’m so happy there has been so much support for one student.
Doctor Who + Puns
#i think i see a pattern #one crude pun per regeneration